How to be SMART

"During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank

robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't

move. The money belongs to the State. Your life

belongs to you." Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is

called "Mind Changing Concept" Changing the

conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is

a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional" Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older

robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary

school): "Big brother, let's count how much we

got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very

stupid. There is so much money it will take us a

long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell

us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience." Nowadays, experience

is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told

the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But

the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out

$10 million from the bank for ourselves and add

it to the $70 million that we have previously

embezzled from the bank". This is called "Swim with the tide." Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a

robbery every month." This is called "Killing Boredom." Personal

Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100

million was taken from the bank. The robbers

counted and counted and counted, but they could

only count $20 million. The robbers were very

angry and complained: "We risked our lives and

only took $20 million. The bank manager took

$80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like

it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as

gold!" The bank manager was smiling and happy because

his losses in the share market are now covered by

this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity." Daring to take risks